Because I can't leave that Abstract Button alone, here's a bunch of AUs that roll about in my head that I figured I'd plop in here to see if anyone wants to bat them about.
Warnings apply for pretty much everything: smut, body horror, violence, nonconsensual science, cosmic horror, pregnancy, gender-switching, and probably more.
Wizarding AU
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Harry Potter And The Contrived Fanfiction Plot
Is it Marauders-Era and you not only have to deal with them but this weirdo new Defence Against The Dark Arts instructor? Or, even worse, is this during the books and you have to deal with all of that plus this weirdo new Defence Against The Dark Arts instructor? What on earth was Dumbledore thinking? This man looks like he just crawled out from under the floorboards of Voldemort's own goddamn house. He makes Snape look trustworthy. But boy does he know his stuff. And all kinds of other stuff. So what's Professor Azwel really about?
Cthulhu Mythos AU
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The Call Of The Thing On The Living Room Floor Of The Witch-House Of The Terrible Old Man With The Silver Key To The Challenge From Beyond The Wall Of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Terrible things are afoot in New England in the 1920s. Fish-people and cultists and schlubs having horrible dreams are everywhere. Things are colours that don't exist. A squiggly symbol that scares the bejeezus out of you is scrawled on random surfaces. And what's that awful tekeli-li sound that rides the wind of an evening? What are those faceless flying creatures silhouetted against the moon? AND WHY IS AN EIGHT-FOOT-TALL BUG MAN THING CLAIMING HE'S RANDOLPH CARTER? Nobody knows except a strange mystic from Europe who calls himself only 'Azwel' and seems to know an awful lot about and awful lot of things. Things man (or woman or bug) was not meant to know! Do you follow him to the hilltops or into the cypress swamps or wherever else he says the horrible tomes direct him or do you do the smart thing and run screaming into the night, trailing As as you go?
Domestic Fluff
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How I Married A Mad Alchemist
Ah, wedded bliss. Family life and home sweet home. Is there anything like it? Probably not. You are Mr. Or Mrs. Azwel. His first name is a secret he just might someday tell you. In the meantime, you now live in a big sprawling house with either three or seventeen cats (never any other number), a plethora of alchemical paraphernalia, and a husband whom you have to tempt out of the lab to eat. But he's wealthy. And he loves you more than anything. He just... has a very unconventional way of showing it.
Sex Slave
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Fuggit, I'm Running Out Of Titles.
a Did you get bought from the sex slave market by this odd, mysterious nobleman who only goes by one name? How will this 'Lord Azwel' even treat you? Only one way to find out, as he's bringing you home to his mansion full of books and alchemy. Oh, my.
b You're looking for that special sex slave. Well, this fellow is certainly eye-catching, all big and manly, windswept and interesting. Watch out, though, the owner says he's a bit mad, too clever by three quarters, and was sold to him as punishment for some crime nobody will disclose.
Experiments? Oh My!
It can be any time, really, the aim is the same. This strange genius who calls himself only 'Azwel' has you locked up in his laboratory. He has a mission, you see, and that mission is to extract a very, very specific kind of energy from you. It can only be collected during orgasm. Oh, but he's terribly clever at getting people to that state....
Vampire AU
a Blaaaaaa! A mysterious alchemist who never goes out in the daytime has moved into that spooky castle. And at the same time there's tell of a mysterious fiend roaming the streets at night, ravishing nubile young maidens and... whatever the young gentleman equivalent may be... and draining their blood! Can anyone draw the obvious conclusion between these nocturnal shenanigans and that weird Count Azwel?
b You vampire, you! You've somehow gone and caught yourself a nosy alchemist who insists on being called only 'Azwel.' His fault for trying to investigate your castle/house/apartment/yurt/whatever, I suppose. Now what will you do with him? My, but he's a robust-looking fellow who'll certainly serve as a ready food supply....
Girl Genius AU
Explosions! Terrible mad science! Toothy monsters with cheesy accents! Giant switches actually labelled 'MUAH HA HA HA HA HA!' Gleeful destruction! Exclamation marks! Just what have you gotten yourself into walking into the midst of Mechanicsburg in a random era ruled by Azwel Heterodyne The Madder Than Usual?
Pet Person AU
a Who doesn't like a big fluffy kitty? A... really big, fluffy kitty. Even though he prefers to wear clothes, one can see just how fluffy Azwel is by his purple hair and beard, soft grey ears with purple tufts, and giant, fluffy purple and grey tail. Oh, but he'd make a lovely companion, if you can get him to stop chewing on you. His love is pointy, after all. His claws are so long they don't retract all the way, making him even pointier. But he's clever and just listen to that rumbling purr!
Oh, and one other thing. There's a very good chance he'll be in heat. And even if he's not, he's still very libidinous. Sorry about that.
b Are you the kind of pet person Azwel's looking for? He's after someone who can assist in his work and not push things off of shelves or knock things over with a wagging tail. A companion to curl up with on cold nights. A sexual partner. Is it you?
Sex Cult AU
There's a heady smoke in the air, a mist swirling grey-white under the full moon. A hypnotic drumbeat plays. Cloaked and hooded figures surround you, bear you along to the stone altar under the tall trees. They start a slow, circling dance and a low, sonorous chant slips into your hearing. At the altar stands another figure, clad in elabourate robes. He reaches up with beringed hands to remove his hood, revealing his face, long purple hair and beard surrounding pale features and a gaze that draws you in. He bids you step toward him. The ritual has begun.
As an added bonus, request Rule 63 of any of the above and hey, presto, Azwel was always a woman!
Got any other ideas? Feel free to throw them at me. ^.^
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Date: 2019-05-24 08:04 pm (UTC)It's a good job Azwel never had any illusions that he wasn't an utter pervert, because he's not offended at all. He knows what he is. He tilts his head to kiss that pout off of Felih's lips.
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Date: 2019-05-24 08:11 pm (UTC)"Nngh... it- it's not everyone's cup of tea," he says very faintly, before kissing Azwel back, showing a little more curiosity in the press of his lips. His movements are hesitant still, unsure of any of this, but the kisses are tender and pleasant... and Azwel is attractive, warm, and has a very lovely scent. All in all, the man isn't the worst mate. He's... quite a promising one, it seems.
Felih's pride is just being tested in more ways than one, being left this vulnerable- but in a way he refuses to admit, it thrills him to be powerless. To just have to lie back and relax and feel.
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Date: 2019-05-25 04:06 am (UTC)There's a corner of his mind that tells him he should be worried about overloading the machinery. But that would mean he'd have to stop. He cannot do that.
With another lustful moan he guides his now desperate, throbbing cock into those folds, slowly slipping in.
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Date: 2019-05-25 04:24 am (UTC)He's momentarily distracted by the machine's whirring. "Is- nngh- i-is it supposed to do tha-aaaah-!" he begins to ask, but the instant Azwel starts to push that thick, incredible cock into the tight heat of him, he gasps and squeaks, ears pinning back as he moans, thighs quivering. His walls cling to Azwel's shaft instinctively, pliant but tight, as if trying to milk his new lover.
"Aaah- ohgods-" he pants and hiccups, cheeks burning. How long has it been? This fullness, this heat- this man is stretching and filling him and making him tremble, and he's going to putty on the table.
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Date: 2019-05-25 05:23 am (UTC)Oh, but words flee as he feels that slick, tight heat around him. He moans throatily. "Gods, you feel so good," he breathes almost incoherently. His hips roll, moving his body against Felih's as his lips roam wetly over the other's neck. Presently he starts a rhythm, slow and deep.
He regains a little cogency, curving his spine and bracing his hands above Felih's head, grasping the cushion. His hips roll, lifting Felih's with every graceful thrust, searching for any sensitive spots he might have. For a moment he looks down at the other as he moves, his gaze warm and a trifle unfocussed with pleasure.
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Date: 2019-05-25 05:38 am (UTC)Kisses on his neck, a thick cock hitting him so deep and stretching him full, the pressure and angles lifting his hips and teasing so many neglected parts of him. Then with one particular thrust, he clenches and cries out, his body going weak as Azwel finds a weak spot and sends pleasure bursting through him, making him squirm harder, hips trying to buck against his in a desperate fervor.
Gods, he's going to cum. He's going to cum from a mad scientist who kidnapped him and tied him to a table and started to fuck him with that unfairly big cock-
"Nngh- aah- gods- I'm- I'm gonna- gonna- Azwel-!"
He'd curse himself for being so weak, but he aches for this. Desperate for release and satisfaction and bliss, and he tightens and trembles and feels the little burst of slick onto the cock inside him, but it's his cock really making a mess. The barbs flare and swell wide and thick, the shaft jerking obscenely as he spurts ribbons of thick white seed onto his belly, the contrast in color stark against dark skin. He can't think. He's dizzy and being fucked and orgasming and it's all so quick- he'd be embarrassed about how quickly he came if he were more coherent.
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Date: 2019-05-25 06:16 am (UTC)Oh... oh, that is powerful.... So hot and slick and tight around him and he's a little startled when Felih reaches his climax so quickly. The array spins wildly, tiny arcs of purple electricity looping across the lower structure where the orb glows fiercely.
Still hard, Azwel slows, a dreamy smile crossing his face as his hips roll gently, now. "Mmmm, you've more, though, haven't you?" he whispers, his full lips hot and soft against Felih's for a moment. "I can feel it."
He kisses him repeatedly, with an aching slowness, tender and heated, a soft hum occasionally rumbling in his throat. He goes still for a moment but doesn't pull out, letting his throbbing heat soak into Felih's core.
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Date: 2019-05-25 06:28 am (UTC)Azwel kisses him tenderly, like a lover, attends to him so readily. Gentle and all about pleasure, and he whines when Azwel stops. He doesn't want him to stop, doesn't want him to stop now that he's gotten started.
The whisper is a tease, so Felih nips at his lip in return, light but chiding. It shows a hint of petulant protest, but lacks any fire, and his cheeks are burning hot as the rest of him. Ears still low, eyes half-lidded, refusing to meet Azwel's gaze out of his own mortification and pride.
"...if I say I have more, will you keep going?" Felih mumbles against his lips, coy and roundabout, refusing to admit he wants it- but he squeezes tighter around his lover, body refusing to give up its new toy, that lovely cock he's been enjoying.
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Date: 2019-05-25 06:58 am (UTC)He gasps as Felih's teeth nip at him, the tiny bolt of pain only exciting him further. The challenge the Miqo'te murmurs makes him laugh breathlessly.
"Oh, yes," he breathes, his eyes falling shut again. "I certainly will." He captures Felih's lips in a deep kiss, tongue probing gently at his mouth as his hips start to roll again. He starts as slow and deep as before, his lips finally pulling free so he can breathe, but soon his movements grow more fervent, becoming a greedy thrusting. Their skin strikes together wetly but quietly, underscoring the soft moans Azwel can't stifle.
His hand steals between them as his spine curves again, caressing that wet length, fingers sliding over the fleshy barbs. He wonders what'd it'd feel like in his mouth. Or even in his core. He shivers heatedly at the thought.
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Date: 2019-05-25 08:08 pm (UTC)"...I have more, I think," is what he mumbles softly against Azwel's lips before melting into those kisses. He's got a veritable well of it, endless if one considers his libido, and the cock stirring inside him is enough to have him quivering in his bindings again. "Ah- aahn- nngh! Hhn- ah-" His short little cries and gasps are getting more fervent as Azwel's hips take on that rough, greedy pace, striking so many sweet spots in him with each thrust.
As if it weren't enough, the hand on his cock is only making him climb to higher heights of bliss, and he whimpers and writhes, hips jerking as his cock throbs and spurts more and more pre over Azwel's hand, over their bodies, the teases to his barbs in particular making him mewl more noisily and shamelessly. It makes his cock jerk hard in Azwel's palm, heavy and plump balls pulsing under his cock- and atop Azwel's- and he's quickly starting to shake and buck, losing control.
His sensitive cock is obviously the easiest way to make him lose control, and his claws curl where his hands are tied and bound, toes curling the same, breaths uneven and ragged as he feels even more heat coiling and building at his root and threatening to burst. His inner walls are clenching around Azwel's cock, wanting to milk him, keep him rutting, filling him.
His kisses are more eager now, less shy, wanting so badly for more. He shuts his eyes in his bliss and just returns the pressure with equal amounts of his own, tongue and teeth playful with Azwel's lips. He's enjoying this, despite how mortified he feels to be stripped and spread and toyed with- but it's equally arousing as it is embarrassing, this loss of control.
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Date: 2019-05-25 09:07 pm (UTC)And the energy just pouring off of him sends the array whirling madly, now, the purple arcs snapping and writhing along its axle and around the sphere. Its light flickers around them and a thin, quiet hum fills the air.
If he's at all alarmed at how the array spins so hard that its support structures rattle, at how the collection orb glows blindingly, he doesn't show it, too lost in sensation. He won't stop. He can't stop. He's fallen into a desperate rhythm that almost feels as though it's taken over, that it's moving his body for him, pulling the rest of him along for the ride and hurtling straight for the edge. He has to pull his lips from Felih's so that he can breathe, and drops his head against the other's shoulder as his hips pump frantically, now.
He's not often driven this wild and he'd be a trifle disconcerted were he able to think at all. He's much more self-possessed than this, usually. In control and driving a sexual encounter himself. But this... gods, his blood boils in a manner it hasn't come close to doing in literally decades. He can't get enough. He can't stop....
And his hips buck wildly, driving into Felih as a choked sound tears itself from him and he grips a fistful of the cushion. This release shoots, hot and thick and forceful, into Felih's core and the collection orb flashes and an odd ringing fills the air.
Oh, gods, but he's not done. Oh, no. He keeps moving, slowing down a trifle but still pounding hard into Felih's core, a growling moan in this throat.
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Date: 2019-05-25 10:12 pm (UTC)He feels the hot rush of seed into him, and he cried out and arched, mewling as his body instinctively tamps down around Azwel's cock to milk and greedily squeeze at him, entire body shuddering and trembling as he orgasms all over again. He doesn't get a break, with Azwel fucking him through his orgasm and just still going, making him squirt in two ways as his slit squeezes around Azwel's cock, and his thick cock starts to jerk and pump out another mess of thick, white seed.
Azwel is dominating him, atop him and fucking him senseless, growling like a virile nunh and coating him in his weight, scent, filling him with seed, and Felih's beyond the point of being able to think coherently. He's near thrashing on the cushioned table, writhing and crying out, hips jerking and moving in instinctive, uncoordinated ways in response to the endless jolts of pleasure, and tears start to well on his lashes as the pleasure becomes more than he's used to handling.
"A-Ah- aaaaahn- aaaaaaahnnn~!" The flared barbs of his cock are too sensitive when swollen and wide like this, and if Azwel keeps stroking him while he's like this, he just keeps spilling. Every pump along his shaft will reward the scientist with another burst of white, and it'll be like milking him for it, forcing more out of his pulsing, plump balls, leaving Felih weak and gasping desperately between his mewls.
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Date: 2019-05-25 11:33 pm (UTC)Azwel pants loudly, his head dropping into the corner of Felih's neck, and his movements slow, his strength ebbing. He lies on top of Felih, catching his breath. Ah, god, but he still feels so good under him, and he kisses Felih's neck and lips, shivering, soft moans in his throat. Somehow this helps him to somewhat calm the desire that still quivers within him.
He looks up at the slowing array and the brightly glowing orb beneath it. Chuckling quietly he kisses Felih's lips one more time. "Mmmmmm, I think we've proven you can provide rather a lot of energy." Another kiss. "I really should change out that orb. Any more and it'll explode."
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Date: 2019-05-25 11:44 pm (UTC)Eventually he's given a break when Azwel lets go of his cock and slows down his hips, resting atop him as they both gasp and pant for breath, Felih still dizzy beneath him.
Despite himself, Felih is purring. Loudly. He's in heaven, blissful and given such incredible pleasure and release, something he craves and needs so desperately. He's found an outlet for his needy libido, and he weakly melts into the last kiss he's given, eyes still shut even after their lips part. He's more focused on rest, on taking in oxygen and recovering from his climaxes, and he feels his cheeks burn.
He feels almost proud of the energy he's yielded. "...hah... w-what do you... intend to use... it for?" he pants, eyes still shut as he lies weakly on the table, chest heaving with his breaths.
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Date: 2019-05-26 12:26 am (UTC)He'd have to literally peel himself off of Felih and he doesn't want to move, but he really does need to put that orb in storage. Presently he does slowly pull himself out with a soft sigh and slides off the table. He's a little wobbly on his feet but still manages to make his way to the cluster of magitech, reaching in to carefully remove the orb. He takes a moment to show it to Felih with a wicked smile--it glows like a miniature sun, its purple colour lost to the brightness. He opens a case on a nearby table and carefully places the orb inside.
Next to it sits another case from which he plucks another orb, this time clear. He fits it into the device and then returns to the table, sitting on its edge.
"I have to say... I'm feeling a little conflicted," he says softly, stroking his fingers along the fur below Felih's navel. "Usually I send my test subjects on their way after a session in the extractor, and yet... Mmmmmm, I find I don't wish for you to leave." He climbs back onto the cushions with him. "You feel so good. And I suspect you may be even more insatiable than I am."
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Date: 2019-05-26 01:34 am (UTC)It's the stroke to his happy trail of fur that makes his cock twitch again, his attention sliding back to the man himself, and he's still purring, eyes barely open as he looks up at him.
His tail is twitching back and forth, and he huffs and squirms.
"You're not done with me?" he mumbles, slightly relieved to find that Azwel usually freed his subjects afterwards- although it now makes him wonder if the man intends to keep him permanently, which makes him bristle.
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Date: 2019-05-26 01:51 am (UTC)Now he's actually pondering unfastening the restraints. He pauses, and probably presents an odd sight, on his hands and knees over Felih, his hair pushed over one shoulder, looking down at him with a lidded gaze.
"Hmmmmm," he says, drawing a finger along the crook of Felih's elbow. "If I untie you... would you agree to a little more fun in here before you run away?"
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Date: 2019-05-26 02:06 am (UTC)amazingorgasms."I still haven't decided if I like you yet," Felih mumbles at him with a stubborn pout, nipping at Azwel's neck when Azwel is still close enough to nip at. It's a chide and a scold, but still a little playful. "If you let me go I might cause trouble for that machine," he huffs, glancing aside and already wondering how to dismantle the thing, wanting to see how it works, how it ticks and operates.
In other words, Felih is fine giving up control like this for a little longer, even if he refuses to admit it outright.
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Date: 2019-05-26 02:29 am (UTC)He leans forward again, looking down. "I suppose the only thing for it is to make sure that when I let you go you're too sated to harm it," he murmurs. As though that'd be a hardship. Then again, he's starting to wonder if he'd have the stamina. Only one way to find out...
He ducks his head down and kisses Felih softly.
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Date: 2019-05-26 02:54 am (UTC)"You can certainly try," he says breathlessly as he parts from the kiss, ears perking up just a little as he squirms on the cushions- which he's now appreciating more and more. This... wasn't so bad. He won't admit it. But it's... certainly rather pleasant. The man knew what he was doing, if he intended to harvest orgasmic energy from folk.
His hips twitch before lifting upwards- just slightly. He can't move much with his bindings, but the gesture is plain enough: he's offering himself up.
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Date: 2019-05-26 04:25 am (UTC)But only for a few beats. He's already growing hard again, the sounds in his throat becoming desperate again. He sits up for a moment, taking the time to stroke and palm that massive cock below him and massage those plump, heavy balls before once again slipping into his entrance, a soft growl in his throat as that soft, wet heat greets him. Hot desire washes over him, strong and sudden, igniting his nerves in a wonderful fire, heating his blood. It flows through him in waves, echoed by the slow rolling of his hips as he works his cock all the say in.
Oh, it's even better, this time, if such a thing is possible. A throaty sound falls from his lips before he leans forward, pressing his chest and stomach against Felih, his hips rolling harder, now.
"Ah! Mmmmhhhh...." his eyes flutter as he shivers. It's almost too much. The whirling behind Felih's head barely registers, now, not with how far gone into sensation he is. "Ah, gods, where have you... been all my life?" he whispers hoarsely. His lips find Felih's again, hot and wet and hungry. He already feels as though he might fall into oblivion at any moment and yet he wants more. He's drowning, sinking into overstimulation, mind dissolving.
But if the moans in his throat and the deep rolling of his hips is any indication, he loves every second of it.
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Date: 2019-05-26 08:34 pm (UTC)He arches and shudders, panting and moaning, eyes sliding shut as his lips part and he feels the man filling him so deeply, fully. He wants this, needs it so badly. It's been so long, and he's so pent-up and sensitive. He welcome his lover with another squeeze around his shaft, hips twitching down to try and push against him, and as Azwel presses their bodies together, he feels his cock being pressed between their abdomens. The pressure and slide makes him whimper, and he manages a weak and breathless laugh at Azwel's blissful query.
"A-Ah- nn- here and there," he pants as response, before kissing him hard, relishing in the thrusting, the man's powerful body working his hips to fill him just how he likes. "Fuck..." he groans quietly, breathy, before muttering, "Do you intend to keep seeding me like this..." His walls squeeze around his cock once more as he asks, body craving that thick liquid heat.
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Date: 2019-05-27 05:22 am (UTC)At that squeeze he gives another breathless cry and his spine shivers hard, causing him to thrust harder and faster. He'd made that bed-table pretty damn sturdy and yet it's creaking ever so slightly under the force of his movement. The sensor array whirls madly again, rattling, its crystals and lenses and mirrors flickering and describing circles of light as the thing spins too fast to see.
"Unless you'd... prefer... something... else?" Talking is difficult with how scrambled his brains are at the moment and how breathless he is, but if he didn't fill the air with words in one capacity or another, he simply wouldn't be Azwel.
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Date: 2019-05-27 06:02 pm (UTC)His cheeks are burning, and he whines and turns his head away, shutting his eyes and trying to avoid direct eye contact or admitting how much he's enjoying this. "I-It doesn't matter... aaahn! Nngh- s-so long as I- haaahn- fill up those spheres of yours....!" But the way his inner walls keep clenching around his cock make it rather clear. His slick folds are a mess of his own arousal, with hints of Azwel's previous orgasm dripping out of him now and then, but he wants it deeper, harder. This rare treat... to just have someone slamming into him so deep like this, over and over, like some toy...
Twelve, he could never admit how much he enjoys it.
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Date: 2019-05-27 07:05 pm (UTC)All of this goes unnoticed by Azwel, as he has lost his words, lost his thoughts, lost all sense of anything other than himself and Felih. He pants and growls, sweat dripping, now, his spine curving even further, leaving him burying his face against Felih's shoulder. For an eternity of a moment his sight whites out and then his climax slams into him, pulling a loud cry from him. His hips buck incoherently and his cock pulses, pumping more seed into Felih, thick and hot and forceful, as strangled sounds escape him. He pants heavily, shivering, but doesn't stop. Oh, gods, no, it feels too good to stop....
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