Azwel (
lovesuwithknives) wrote2019-05-23 06:20 pm
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AU Box
Because I can't leave that Abstract Button alone, here's a bunch of AUs that roll about in my head that I figured I'd plop in here to see if anyone wants to bat them about.
Warnings apply for pretty much everything: smut, body horror, violence, nonconsensual science, cosmic horror, pregnancy, gender-switching, and probably more.
Wizarding AU
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Harry Potter And The Contrived Fanfiction Plot
Is it Marauders-Era and you not only have to deal with them but this weirdo new Defence Against The Dark Arts instructor? Or, even worse, is this during the books and you have to deal with all of that plus this weirdo new Defence Against The Dark Arts instructor? What on earth was Dumbledore thinking? This man looks like he just crawled out from under the floorboards of Voldemort's own goddamn house. He makes Snape look trustworthy. But boy does he know his stuff. And all kinds of other stuff. So what's Professor Azwel really about?
Cthulhu Mythos AU
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The Call Of The Thing On The Living Room Floor Of The Witch-House Of The Terrible Old Man With The Silver Key To The Challenge From Beyond The Wall Of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Terrible things are afoot in New England in the 1920s. Fish-people and cultists and schlubs having horrible dreams are everywhere. Things are colours that don't exist. A squiggly symbol that scares the bejeezus out of you is scrawled on random surfaces. And what's that awful tekeli-li sound that rides the wind of an evening? What are those faceless flying creatures silhouetted against the moon? AND WHY IS AN EIGHT-FOOT-TALL BUG MAN THING CLAIMING HE'S RANDOLPH CARTER? Nobody knows except a strange mystic from Europe who calls himself only 'Azwel' and seems to know an awful lot about and awful lot of things. Things man (or woman or bug) was not meant to know! Do you follow him to the hilltops or into the cypress swamps or wherever else he says the horrible tomes direct him or do you do the smart thing and run screaming into the night, trailing As as you go?
Domestic Fluff
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How I Married A Mad Alchemist
Ah, wedded bliss. Family life and home sweet home. Is there anything like it? Probably not. You are Mr. Or Mrs. Azwel. His first name is a secret he just might someday tell you. In the meantime, you now live in a big sprawling house with either three or seventeen cats (never any other number), a plethora of alchemical paraphernalia, and a husband whom you have to tempt out of the lab to eat. But he's wealthy. And he loves you more than anything. He just... has a very unconventional way of showing it.
Sex Slave
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Fuggit, I'm Running Out Of Titles.
a Did you get bought from the sex slave market by this odd, mysterious nobleman who only goes by one name? How will this 'Lord Azwel' even treat you? Only one way to find out, as he's bringing you home to his mansion full of books and alchemy. Oh, my.
b You're looking for that special sex slave. Well, this fellow is certainly eye-catching, all big and manly, windswept and interesting. Watch out, though, the owner says he's a bit mad, too clever by three quarters, and was sold to him as punishment for some crime nobody will disclose.
Experiments? Oh My!
It can be any time, really, the aim is the same. This strange genius who calls himself only 'Azwel' has you locked up in his laboratory. He has a mission, you see, and that mission is to extract a very, very specific kind of energy from you. It can only be collected during orgasm. Oh, but he's terribly clever at getting people to that state....
Vampire AU
a Blaaaaaa! A mysterious alchemist who never goes out in the daytime has moved into that spooky castle. And at the same time there's tell of a mysterious fiend roaming the streets at night, ravishing nubile young maidens and... whatever the young gentleman equivalent may be... and draining their blood! Can anyone draw the obvious conclusion between these nocturnal shenanigans and that weird Count Azwel?
b You vampire, you! You've somehow gone and caught yourself a nosy alchemist who insists on being called only 'Azwel.' His fault for trying to investigate your castle/house/apartment/yurt/whatever, I suppose. Now what will you do with him? My, but he's a robust-looking fellow who'll certainly serve as a ready food supply....
Girl Genius AU
Explosions! Terrible mad science! Toothy monsters with cheesy accents! Giant switches actually labelled 'MUAH HA HA HA HA HA!' Gleeful destruction! Exclamation marks! Just what have you gotten yourself into walking into the midst of Mechanicsburg in a random era ruled by Azwel Heterodyne The Madder Than Usual?
Pet Person AU
a Who doesn't like a big fluffy kitty? A... really big, fluffy kitty. Even though he prefers to wear clothes, one can see just how fluffy Azwel is by his purple hair and beard, soft grey ears with purple tufts, and giant, fluffy purple and grey tail. Oh, but he'd make a lovely companion, if you can get him to stop chewing on you. His love is pointy, after all. His claws are so long they don't retract all the way, making him even pointier. But he's clever and just listen to that rumbling purr!
Oh, and one other thing. There's a very good chance he'll be in heat. And even if he's not, he's still very libidinous. Sorry about that.
b Are you the kind of pet person Azwel's looking for? He's after someone who can assist in his work and not push things off of shelves or knock things over with a wagging tail. A companion to curl up with on cold nights. A sexual partner. Is it you?
Sex Cult AU
There's a heady smoke in the air, a mist swirling grey-white under the full moon. A hypnotic drumbeat plays. Cloaked and hooded figures surround you, bear you along to the stone altar under the tall trees. They start a slow, circling dance and a low, sonorous chant slips into your hearing. At the altar stands another figure, clad in elabourate robes. He reaches up with beringed hands to remove his hood, revealing his face, long purple hair and beard surrounding pale features and a gaze that draws you in. He bids you step toward him. The ritual has begun.
As an added bonus, request Rule 63 of any of the above and hey, presto, Azwel was always a woman!
Got any other ideas? Feel free to throw them at me. ^.^
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"...you're... ugh. It sounds like something out of a novel..." he mutters, watching Azwel carefully. "I've heard only the vaguest about you. Sex Alchemist, I presume?" he accuses, trying to look stubborn and unmoved despite the fact that he is, in fact, extremely overwhelmed and vulnerable, and he knows it. Felih knows how sensitive his body is. How weak he is to pleasure, to praise and touch.
He's trying not to focus on how attractive the man is. It's hard to avoid that when Azwel is right in front of him, touching him, adjusting his bindings.
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"They call me that because my work involves extracting a very specific kind of energy," he says, not stepping back. His keen eyes have spotted Felih's reactions. "The kind of energy that only comes from sexual release. It's... quite potent, you see," he finishes, lightly drawing a finger along Felih's middle, from the tender spot at his solar plexus to his belly button. "And it's terribly useful."
His gaze travels further down, stopping between Felih's legs. "And I expect I might get rather a lot from you, hm?"
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"What? From- from orgasm? But what- what energy? Why is it so potent?" Despite himself, Felih is curious. He's a mage, after all, studying arcanima in any way he can- but he'd never heard of such a thing. Then again, such things would not be found in any ordinary tome... "Why me?"
He curses himself for getting so easily riled. A bit of touching, and the very acute sensation of being observed and watched, eyed up and admired, even when he's stripped bare like this... He wishes he could hide his face, but he can't, mortified as he feels his cock thickening and swelling up, twitching as the arousal starts to make itself known.
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"Such a ready mind," he murmurs. "Very well, I shall tell you." He doesn't move away at all and, in fact, draws a little closer. If asked, he'd have to be honest--there's something about this being that draws him in, makes him long to touch him. So he does, his fingers trailing heat along so far somewhat innocuous places--along an arm or hand, shoulder or collarbone. "Some refer to it as orgone, the spiritual energy radiated by all sapient beings with a libido, that builds during sexual activity until it releases with orgasm. But that is a simplistic view. There's much more. These devices," his gaze cuts to the array of crystals and lenses and mirrors, "have measured so many more accompanying wavelengths. It is, after all, during sexual congress when the mind and body lose coherency--the boundaries between them dissolve and energy flows freely."
He stands back, now, though, as his voice takes a grand and, moreover, exhilarated tone. "The mind and the body are, in that moment, in a perfect state of flux! Pleasure and pain, laughter and tears, serenity and wild abandon all exist in the same space! At once discrete entities and a joined whole! The soul is a powerful source of spiritual energy and, at that moment of explosion, that energy can be harnessed!"
Azwel gestures to the array attached to the bed, again. "When filtered through this array--reflected and focussed and compressed within the helical structure of these crystals, that energy can be condensed in many ways." He reaches under the array and there's the small, musical sound of glass against metal as he removes something. Walking back into Felih's view again, he leans in very close once more, holding an orb that nestles neatly in his palm. Iridescent purple light swirls in its depths, glowing faintly and humming gently with life and vibrant power. "Look," he whispers. "Within this orb lies enough raw magickal energy to do nearly anything--power devices, heal wounds or illnesses, cast spells... anything."
Here he smiles again. "Why you? I can sense it. Feel it. You have so much untapped energy within you." He gently places the orb against Felih's forehead, where a song of sweet life hums through the warm glass. The orb's glow grows bright. "It's picking that up even just from your third eye," Azwel murmurs.
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Each touch sends tingles rippling through his body, cock twitching now and then- and after more teasing touches, pre starts to bead at the tip of him and then trail down, dripping along the thick, dark pink shaft and barbs.
At least the orb pressed to his forehead distracts him from his embarrassing and obvious arousal- he instead focuses on it, surprised to find how it reacts to him- and Azwel's whispers are sensual and low, murmuring soft, and it's sending more shivers down his spine.
Damn it all. Felih loves a clever mind.
"...does- does this collection not... harm the source?" he asks, ears drooping a little, tail still fluffed up in mild alarm.
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He returns to Felih's side and regards him with a lidded gaze and a lazy smile. "Mmmm, it'd be uncouth to say how much I enjoy my work, sometimes," he murmurs, his voice low and soft. He lightly places his hand between Felih's collarbones, then slowly draws it down... past his belly button this time, over the soft fur and down the length of his cock. "Oh, your energy is strong," he sighs, his eyes falling shut for a moment.
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"..nn... y-you mean to use me as source, then?" he manages to say, tail quivering as he tries to keep himself calm. "How can you tell if I could even produce enough?" He's too curious for his own good, truly... "A well within me doesn't necessarily mean a well at release..."
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He steps back again and his hands go to the clasps and ties and stays of his robes, shedding the rich layers and jewels and even the golden circlet in his hair. Clad only in smallclothes that only just contain a bulging erection, he presents an interesting figure--the ritual scars that decorate his face run all the way down his neck and chest and torso, ending at his groin. They branch out onto his shoulders and arms, as well, a flowing network of raised white lines on pale skin, worn smooth by time. His frame is broad-shouldered and muscular, a bit out-of-keeping with the scholarly image he presents. And he appears completely comfortable with being so undressed.
"The array is fully calibrated," he says. "The only thing for it, now, is to begin the extraction. Mmmmmm, rest assured, I shall make it as... pleasurable as possible."
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Gods. Here he is, tied up by a mad genius notorious for his obscene experiments, and he's hard. It certainly doesn't help that the man starts to strip and show off a muscled, broad physique that is exactly Felih's type, and the bulging erection in those smallclothes has him biting his lip and averting his gaze. Nope, no, he can't look. If he looks he'll be more tempted and more aroused and flustered, and...
He swallows hard gives another useless squirm, finding himself just as immobile as the first time he tried, and realizes he's quite trapped. For all the rumors and all the madness, at least Felih knows that he's not likely to feel pain... If he can just endure this extraction process, maybe he'll be freed.
Quick, distract! He has to distract himself somehow...
"What are those markings?" he asks instead, voice a mumble as he keeps averting his gaze. Maybe it'll be less embarrassing if he just... doesn't look at his captor. As if that would somehow make Azwel unable to see the lurid state he's in.
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He reaches down and pulls a lever, tilting the table into a horizontal position, taking the array with it. The question actually makes him stop for a moment. "Hm? These were part of a ritual for opening the third eye," he says almost offhandedly, pulling another lever. The table slowly sinks downward, again taking the array with it. "It was also when I discovered sex magick." It would have been, wouldn't it?
The table is now low enough that Azwel can easily climb onto it, which he does. He straddles Felih's legs, sitting back on his heels and regarding the other for a moment. "If I didn't know any better," he whispers, "I'd say you were trying to distract yourself...." It's strange how a voice that could so easily become loud and grandiose can whisper so... intimately. "It'll go so much more smoothly if you don't," he finishes, a heated tone seeping into it, now.
Behind Felih the array glows softly. Azwel's eyes flick to it, then back to his subject. He leans forward, now, his hands caressing Felih's neck and chest. One hand slips into Felih's hair and he ducks his head, brushing hot, wet lips against the skin of the Miqo'te's neck. Then he pauses, breathing in Felih's scent, seeing how he's reacting so far.
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And that makes it even easier to note when it throbs, pulses, twitches, jerks- every last little movement and tell. The glisten of pre trailing down the shaft, the spurts that sometimes spatter over Felih's belly, and he squirms and bites his lip, shuddering at the low murmurs that keep taunting him with the sound alone. He shivers at the tug to his hair, and then there's kisses to his neck and he can't help but gasp, squirming again and turning his head to bare his neck more.
"A-Ah... G-Gods, what am I to focus on if not- not something else...!" he protests quietly, voice a little breathy at the continued teasing and stimulation.
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Oh, but that glorious cock! Azwel slides a hand down Felih's chest and middle, reaching between his legs to caress it. The precum slicks his hand as he strokes and caresses that massive, barbed length. A breathy sigh escapes him as a corner of his mind wonders if he could fit that into his mouth.
Felih's question makes him chuckle warmly. "You could focus on what I'm doing," he breathes. "Or on nothing at all." His lips leave a wet trail down Felih's neck and to the little hollow between his collarbones where he gently suckles the skin. "To be honest, if you can focus... I'm not doing this properly."
He sits up again for a moment to untie his smallclothes, pulling them free. Clearly, the carpet matches the drapes, which is odd, considering most humans don't naturally grow purple hair. While very few people anywhere are as well-endowed as Felih is, Azwel is not small. His cock stands thick and hard, pushing out from its foreskin. He leans forward again, and this time his lips find Felih's own in a slow, heated kiss as he sinks down on top of him.
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"Aahhn! T-Twelve-" he moans and curses, cock jerking in his palm, and he manages to get a look at his captor's thick cock and another bloom of arousal rises in him, hot and coiling in him, balls pulsing as his cock leaks even more pre. His libido is insatiable, and he sees such an attractive potential mate pressing down on him-
-and then there's lips on his, and Felih goes weak.
His moan is muffled into that kiss, his ears pinning back submissively, and he gives in. He'll feign reluctance, of course, be coy and fussy and uppity, refuse to admit his pleasure. But his body will be far more honest than he is, and he can't help but just soak up the attention.
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He spends several moments kissing and caressing, exploring Felih's contours in a manner that, in any other setting, would probably gain him a reputation as an attentive and enthusiastic lover. Soft, lustful sounds hum in his throat--he is clearly someone who has never stifled himself and sees no reason to start doing so now.
But when his hand slips down past Felih's plump balls and encounters slick feminine folds instead that little stretch of skin he pauses with a quiet, curious sound.
Then he grins. "Oh, my, it seems you're full of surprises," he whispers. His fingers explore this just-discovered trait and he gives a heated sigh. "Mmmmmh, I think I like it..."
The array rotates faster, its glowing crystals creating solid-looking circles, now.
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He squirms and tries to wiggle away from the touch, flustered, but the more the fingers stroke and rub over the folds, the more weak he feels, whimpering and panting, head falling back against the cushioned table while his cock spurts another burst of pre.
Azwel likes it. "Of course you would," Felih mutters, almost sulking, a pout on those full lips as he looks away. "Pervert." The word held no bite, however- surprising, considering Azwel was his captor, and he should be snarling more like a feral wildcat.
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It's a good job Azwel never had any illusions that he wasn't an utter pervert, because he's not offended at all. He knows what he is. He tilts his head to kiss that pout off of Felih's lips.
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"Nngh... it- it's not everyone's cup of tea," he says very faintly, before kissing Azwel back, showing a little more curiosity in the press of his lips. His movements are hesitant still, unsure of any of this, but the kisses are tender and pleasant... and Azwel is attractive, warm, and has a very lovely scent. All in all, the man isn't the worst mate. He's... quite a promising one, it seems.
Felih's pride is just being tested in more ways than one, being left this vulnerable- but in a way he refuses to admit, it thrills him to be powerless. To just have to lie back and relax and feel.
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There's a corner of his mind that tells him he should be worried about overloading the machinery. But that would mean he'd have to stop. He cannot do that.
With another lustful moan he guides his now desperate, throbbing cock into those folds, slowly slipping in.
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He's momentarily distracted by the machine's whirring. "Is- nngh- i-is it supposed to do tha-aaaah-!" he begins to ask, but the instant Azwel starts to push that thick, incredible cock into the tight heat of him, he gasps and squeaks, ears pinning back as he moans, thighs quivering. His walls cling to Azwel's shaft instinctively, pliant but tight, as if trying to milk his new lover.
"Aaah- ohgods-" he pants and hiccups, cheeks burning. How long has it been? This fullness, this heat- this man is stretching and filling him and making him tremble, and he's going to putty on the table.
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Oh, but words flee as he feels that slick, tight heat around him. He moans throatily. "Gods, you feel so good," he breathes almost incoherently. His hips roll, moving his body against Felih's as his lips roam wetly over the other's neck. Presently he starts a rhythm, slow and deep.
He regains a little cogency, curving his spine and bracing his hands above Felih's head, grasping the cushion. His hips roll, lifting Felih's with every graceful thrust, searching for any sensitive spots he might have. For a moment he looks down at the other as he moves, his gaze warm and a trifle unfocussed with pleasure.
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Kisses on his neck, a thick cock hitting him so deep and stretching him full, the pressure and angles lifting his hips and teasing so many neglected parts of him. Then with one particular thrust, he clenches and cries out, his body going weak as Azwel finds a weak spot and sends pleasure bursting through him, making him squirm harder, hips trying to buck against his in a desperate fervor.
Gods, he's going to cum. He's going to cum from a mad scientist who kidnapped him and tied him to a table and started to fuck him with that unfairly big cock-
"Nngh- aah- gods- I'm- I'm gonna- gonna- Azwel-!"
He'd curse himself for being so weak, but he aches for this. Desperate for release and satisfaction and bliss, and he tightens and trembles and feels the little burst of slick onto the cock inside him, but it's his cock really making a mess. The barbs flare and swell wide and thick, the shaft jerking obscenely as he spurts ribbons of thick white seed onto his belly, the contrast in color stark against dark skin. He can't think. He's dizzy and being fucked and orgasming and it's all so quick- he'd be embarrassed about how quickly he came if he were more coherent.
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Oh... oh, that is powerful.... So hot and slick and tight around him and he's a little startled when Felih reaches his climax so quickly. The array spins wildly, tiny arcs of purple electricity looping across the lower structure where the orb glows fiercely.
Still hard, Azwel slows, a dreamy smile crossing his face as his hips roll gently, now. "Mmmm, you've more, though, haven't you?" he whispers, his full lips hot and soft against Felih's for a moment. "I can feel it."
He kisses him repeatedly, with an aching slowness, tender and heated, a soft hum occasionally rumbling in his throat. He goes still for a moment but doesn't pull out, letting his throbbing heat soak into Felih's core.
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Azwel kisses him tenderly, like a lover, attends to him so readily. Gentle and all about pleasure, and he whines when Azwel stops. He doesn't want him to stop, doesn't want him to stop now that he's gotten started.
The whisper is a tease, so Felih nips at his lip in return, light but chiding. It shows a hint of petulant protest, but lacks any fire, and his cheeks are burning hot as the rest of him. Ears still low, eyes half-lidded, refusing to meet Azwel's gaze out of his own mortification and pride.
"...if I say I have more, will you keep going?" Felih mumbles against his lips, coy and roundabout, refusing to admit he wants it- but he squeezes tighter around his lover, body refusing to give up its new toy, that lovely cock he's been enjoying.
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He gasps as Felih's teeth nip at him, the tiny bolt of pain only exciting him further. The challenge the Miqo'te murmurs makes him laugh breathlessly.
"Oh, yes," he breathes, his eyes falling shut again. "I certainly will." He captures Felih's lips in a deep kiss, tongue probing gently at his mouth as his hips start to roll again. He starts as slow and deep as before, his lips finally pulling free so he can breathe, but soon his movements grow more fervent, becoming a greedy thrusting. Their skin strikes together wetly but quietly, underscoring the soft moans Azwel can't stifle.
His hand steals between them as his spine curves again, caressing that wet length, fingers sliding over the fleshy barbs. He wonders what'd it'd feel like in his mouth. Or even in his core. He shivers heatedly at the thought.
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