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[lovesuwithknives]

[clickety fumble.]

Ahah! There it is! ahem. My apologies--I cannot answer at the moment. Clearly it must be important, so do leave me a message! Hopefully we won't continue to miss each other.

[BEEP]

👋

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Backdated to the end of Jan before Fort Harmony

[goldenglasses]

[It's amazing how long it took Vash to write this message. How many times he stopped, deleted, and wrote it all over again. Maybe one day he'll figure out a way to ask for casual sex without feeling so shy and silly about it, but today is not that time.]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Azwel. So I need a bit of help. You know? With that quota? I just need one more and the date is getting close. So I was wondering if you could maybe help? YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY YES! I can find someone else, but I had fun last time and thought maybe you did too?

So.


You know.


Maybe get back to me?


Unless you don't want to get back to me.


That's okay to.


Sorry, I'll stop texting now.






bye.

[lovesuwithknives]

[This message makes Azwel chuckle, which is something he needs right about now. He has to remember not everyone is as comfortable with casual sex as he is.]

I may not need to say yes, but I will. Besides, it'll be good to do this however we want this time.

Where shall we meet?

[goldenglasses]

Well, I don't know what you're doing tonight, but my roommate said he wasn't going to be home until tomorrow.

[Video] (Just after Anderson's post)

[singinghuntress]

I saw your little show on zhe Priests post~.

[She might be grinning.]

It was delightful to vatch und a surprising turn on~.

[lovesuwithknives]

[Azwel is still wearing just that thong. He snickers.]

And his reactions made it even more fun!

A turn on? Mmmmmm--what was it, the outfit or the taunting? Or both?

[singinghuntress]

[She miiight just be eyeing that thong.]

A bit of both~. It's nice to see zhat stuck up priest get so flustered und you look good in zhe outfit you picked out or vell, you look better out of it but, ve both know I prefer you naked next to me.

[text] handle: DonutDevourer

[goldenglasses]

[Right about the same time as new arrivals seem to be joining the city Azwel is going to be getting a text from his favourite broom head.]

there is a man here who looks just like me only his hair is short and all black DO NOT TALK TO HIM and whatever you do don't tell him about what you did back home he will kill you where you stand PLEASE just avoid him as best you can

his name is knives it may be best to act like you don't know me if you do see him and he asks

Re: [text] handle: DonutDevourer

[lovesuwithknives]

What

I take it you two have a history?

[Understatement level: British]

[text] handle: DonutDevourer

[goldenglasses]

my twin

you remember what i told you happened to our sister and why we might hate those who experiment? he took it even less well than i did

text. un; kaspar. Evening of the 25th

[singinghuntress]

Sorry if I worried you.

text; un: ivy

[calamitysymphony]

As I promised, you may ask whatever questions you would like of me.

I only plead that you let sanity reign and do as I asked.

[lovesuwithknives]

[It's a small while before he answers, the message showing 'READ' for quite some time.]

I have more questions than anyone could possibly answer, especially after what took place on that beach.

So I'll start with what I find the most pressing. What do you know of a man with white hair and wearing a black and grey uniform and some sort of device over his left eye, who uses a double-bladed sword? He's from our world and is apparently hunting for me, but I've never met anyone matching that description. I'd like to know who this second person who wishes to kill me is.

[calamitysymphony]

I have no idea who you're talking about.

But the uniform you mention is familiar. I have fought and killed their agents before, back home. They, too, called me an Outsider.

Cordispondence

[willing_sheath]

[Package delivery! It's a pretty silver cylindar with a red bow around the center. But it appears the top just pops off, no need to actually unwrap anything!]

[Except when he does pop that top there is an explosion of purple...]

[whelp...]

[Now what kind of asshole would do this? Oh look, there's a note inside!]

I love the way you make me pop. Maybe I can return the favor~ XXOOXX

~Tomoe

video | un: azwel

[lovesuwithknives]

Hm. That's odd. Who sent him a cylinder? He pops it open and--

POOFF!

...

. . .

"..."

He coughs slightly on the glitter that got up his nose and slowly picks up the note, moving only his hand. He unfolds it in the same manner. Reads it. A few beats pass and he pulls his device from his pocket. Dials Tomoe's number.

When she answers she's treated to a spectacular view of a pair of golden eyes staring out from a vaguely Azwel-shaped mound of purple glitter. Glitter on his skin, on his clothes, in his beard, in his hair.... The eyes blink slowly.

"Good morning," he says calmly. So. Very. Calmly.

un: Himura.Tomoe

[willing_sheath]

Oh, Azwel is calling her? This is odd... But then again, she did call him once, so maybe it's not that odd (though hopefully it isn't for the same reason...) She isn't fond of the video option of the device, but considering she knows him it isn't so bad.

Her jaw just drops when his image comes across the screen because... WTF is she looking at????

"A-Azwel-san!?"

Have a completely dumbstruck Tomoe, Azwel.

Private: un: primavera

[il_mostro]

Good evening, Azwel. A mutual acquaintance of ours thought I ought to reach out to you, to see how you were faring after our space ordeal.

[lovesuwithknives]

[Unfortunately he doesn't read the network enough to recognise the username....]

Good evening

You have an advantage over me, I'm afraid. Might I have your name?

[il_mostro]

Oh, my apologies I have forgotten we have not spoken with this particular mode of conversation. This is Dr. Hannibal Lecter - you came to my Christmas party, some months ago. You brought those delightful home dishes.

Misfire time [Accidental photo sent]

[mysterioisthetruth]

[A photo arrives in Azwel's inbox. It's Beck, completely naked, leaning back against a wall and looking very smug, holding his dick in hand. No message. Just the random, unsolicited photo.]

[lovesuwithknives]

[The fuck?]

And hello to you, too! Is this a receipt of sale?

[mysterioisthetruth]

What? Didn't I already give you that?

[He doesn't yet know the system is sending his nudes to people.]

text; un: dax (misfire)

[old_man]

[Attachment]

I guess you'll just need to come over and see how far down they go.

[lovesuwithknives]

Goodness~

While I'd never turn down such an invitation it would be dreadfully uncouth of me to accept it on the grounds of having mistakenly received it.

[old_man]

... who is this?